Being An Activist:

I saw this today and had to share it. To give credit where credit is due it came from http://www.dailyretard.com.

How To Be an Activist

  • 1.) You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
  • 2.) You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
  • 3.) You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
  • 4.) You have to believe that there was no Art before Federal funding.
  • 5.) You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving @#$%&$# SUV’s.
  • 6.) You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
  • 7.) You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
  • 8.) You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th-graders how to read is some how qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
  • 9.) You have to believe that outdoorsmen don’t care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
  • 10.) You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
  • 11.) You have to believe that Mel Gibson made the movie The Passion of the Christ for financial gain only.
  • 12.) You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
  • 13.) You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
  • 14.) You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
  • 15.) You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
  • 16.) You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
  • 17.) You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
  • 18.) You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
  • 19.) You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
  • 20.) You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
  • 21.) You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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