Musicians without their lyrics…

“And now, we will play a selection of tunes from World War Eye.”
Lawrence Welk, reading from a cue card

“At no time do their fingers ever leave their hands.”
Don Ellis, introducing “Bulgarian Bulge,” a very fast piece

“. . . at some ungodly hour of the morning. Probably around noon.”
Chaka Khan, referring to a meeting she attended

“Ever since I was a kid, I’ve always been a real deep thinker and stuff.” 

Billy Ray Cyrus

“Since my phone still ain’t ringin’, I assume it still ain’t you.”
Country artist Randy Travis

“This was our first bust hit-bound single that never was a bust hit-bound single.”
Terry Kath, original guitarist for Chicago

“We all know none of us in this room wouldn’t be here for Michael Jackson.”
Lil Wayne, hip-hop artist

“Why not? — What? — Why not? — Why should I not send it? — Why should I not dispatch it? — Why not? — Strange! I don’t know why I shouldn’t—Well, then—you will do me this favor.— Why not? — Why should you not do it? — Why not? — Strange! I shall do the same for you, when you want me to. Why not? Why should I not do it for you? Strange! Why not? — I can’t think why not?”
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, in a letter to his cousin

“You know, we do more than just sing and dance. We’ve got a brain, too”
Backstreet Boys member Kevin Richardson, reported in the Huntsville Times


About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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