Ridiculous Dating Personals

The following ad actually ran in the Atlanta Journal:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, race unimportant. I’m a very good looking girl who LOVES to play, take long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, fishing trips and cozy winter nights by the fire. Really like a man with a pickup truck. A candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. Kiss me and I’m yours. Call (***) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

~ Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

Ridiculous Online Dating Profiles and singles profile tag lines

Some online dating services have short one-line tags which go with your picture and in some way describe you. Here are some of the worst:

-Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until they speak?

-Coffee, Chocolate, and Men – some things are just better rich.

-I believe in dragons, good men, and other fantasy creatures.

-Willing to lie about how we met!

-Where’s “Clever Opening Lines for Dummies” When You Need It?

-How many more frogs do I have to kiss to find my prince?

-Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

-Ready for the three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.

-Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected.

-Tired of shopping the Damaged Goods department.

-I’m the best singer in my car!

-Looking for a man with a large bulge– in his back right pocket.

-Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree!

-I’ll jump on Oprah’s couch for you!

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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