Beers, Buds, Superbowl…Porn?

Beers, Buds, Superbowl…Porn?

“Officials at Comcast said about 30 seconds from Club Jenna, an adult cable
television channel, were shown on the local Super Bowl telecast. The company was
still working Sunday night to figure out how it happened… The porn cut into the
game with less than three minutes left to play, just after Arizona Cardinals
player Larry Fitzgerald scored on a touchdown pass from Kurt Warner to put the
team in the lead.

Callers said that the clip showed a woman unzipping a man’s pants, followed by a graphic act between the two. ‘I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up,’ said Cora King of Marana. ‘Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out.'”

So it seems that people sitting down for the last few minutes of the Superbowl dreaming that there was more of that tasty halftime chili, instead got an extra helping of foot-long hotdog. Now this is relatively old news now, but I just had to comment on it. In this day and age of home land security, how does someone manage to interrupt the feed of the most watched annual event on television and edit in hardcore pornography? This would have never happened under the Bush administration.

Luckily this was only in the Arizona area but it really brings a question to mind: Is it possible that Jesus was sending a clear cut message to Arizona Cardinals Quarterback and annoying born again Christian, Kurt Warner? I’m not a religious person, but I would have to say, “Yes! Yes jesus is insulted by Kurt Warner’s incessant ramblings about Jesus and faith and faith in Jesus.” I know I’m terribly angered by it and I’m not even Jesus at all.

After losing Superbowl 43, Kurt Warner was informed of what had occurred immediately after he threw a touchdown pass to Larry Fitzgerald (Timing coincidence? Doubtful) and had this to say, “Being a devote Christian, I believe everything happens for a reason and if Baby Jesus wanted people to see fat swinging man-dick after my glorious Hail Mary-esque pass to Lare-Bear, then who am I to stand in the way of God’s work? The male form is beautiful…and right…and just…and Jesus created it. Hallelujah, praise the lord, porn penis on high for all!

Jesus could not be reached for comment although it is widely accepted that the rain occurring later that night was a result of holy tears of laughter, and not sadness.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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