Sexy Cora Goes To Jail

Hamburg, Germany – Porn star, Sexy Cora, attempted to orally service 200 men in one sitting. After she reached her 75th victim, she was rushed to hospital with “breathing difficulties.” Her pantless co-“stars” were rounded up by the cops. One broke his wrist as he tried to flee with his pants around his legs. I’m guessing his parents never let him participate in potato sack races as a child, which totally explains his chosen career. Cora is currently out on bail for some of her previous films made at family parks in the middle of the day.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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