‘4 Idiots’ Found Sleeping In Car After Burglary

Suspects Accused Of Stealing 22 Chainsaws From Stuart Lawn & Garden

Four Miami-area men were arrested Tuesday after they broke into a Stuart business and stole nearly $10,000 worth of equipment, including 22 chainsaws, according to the Martin County Sheriff’s Office.Martin County sheriff’s deputies arrested Armando Garcia and Abel Lahera, both of Miami; Emilio Moreira, of Hialeah; and Jorge Amador, of Cutler Bay.Deputies were called to a burglary at Stuart Lawn & Garden, 3326 SE Dixie Highway, at about 3:30 a.m.Surveillance video from the store showed a white van with one wheel that was a different color than the others. The video also showed two men entering the store and removing items.”It was mainly items that they knew they were after because they didn’t spend any time looking around,” said Justin Suggs, vice president of Stuart Lawn & Garden.

Deputies said they later found the van abandoned at Harbor Bay Plaza in Sewalls Point. The suspects were found sleeping in a nearby Jaguar and taken into custody.

According to the arrest affidavit, one of the suspects told investigators that they burglarized the store, parked the van in a parking lot and left in the Jaguar. It stated that they planned to wait a few hours and then blend in with the morning traffic.Stuart Lawn & Garden had a sign outside the store Tuesday that read, “The Last 4 Idiots Who Broke In Here And Stole From Us Are At The Martin County Correctional Facility Getting Acquainted With BUBBA.”All four suspects are charged with burglary and grand theft. They were each being held on $10,000 bond.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

One Response to ‘4 Idiots’ Found Sleeping In Car After Burglary

  1. Anonymous says:

    Too funny!

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