Bisexual Men Sue Gay Softball League For Claiming They’re Not Gay Enough

“WTF? LOL. LMAO. LMFAO!”… Well, that’s all I have to say about it. Now, here is the story:

SF Softball Team Not Gay Enough For Tournament

SAN FRANCISCO (CBS 5) ― Three members of a team from San Francisco’s gay softball league say organizers of the World Series event in Seattle harassed them for not being gay enough.

Three members of the team happen to not be exclusively gay, and that was enough for organizers of the tournament to cross examine them about their sexual habits and preferences. The team was then disqualified for having too many non-gay players.

Players were also told that bisexual was not an option, as the event was not the Bisexual World Series. The players called the decision discriminatory, and they have filed a $75,000 damage claim. Tournament organizers said the suit has no merit.

“Each of the three plaintiffs was called into a conference room in front of more than twenty-five people, and was asked “personal and intrusive questions” about his sexual attractions and desires, purportedly to determine if the player was heterosexual or gay, the lawsuit alleges.”

A panel of twenty five men trying to determine if you’re gay enough? When did gay guys start going McCarthy all over everyone? It’s like a Committee on UnHomosexual Activities. It’s hard to imagine what they would’ve asked beyond, “Do you sleep with men?” without indulging in some gay stereotypes:

“Do you or do you not own any Bette Midler records?”
“Do you like going shopping with women?”
“In order to test your sibilant ‘s’” please say, “Sally sold seashells by the seashore.”

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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