A.J.’s Virginity Tip: Cut Someone

US Weekly‘s round-up of celeb’s first-time stories remind us that we’re all just people fumbling towards connection. Except Angelina Jolie. She’s freaky.

Some of these are not very surprising — Daniel Radcliffe lost it at the age of sixteen to a “much older woman”, which is exactly what you’d expect for the boy who plays Harry Potter. (I can see the scene now: Susan had dropped the kids off at school. She was just checking her AOL mailbox, sending on some warnings about baby aspirin tainted with rabies and a cute cat video or two, when she heard a knock. “Daniel,” she gasped, when she opened the door. “Please, come in…”)
Some of them are more so (Brooke Shields, well known super hottie at the time, waited until twenty-two). But none of them really compare to Angie’s:

After having sex for the first time, “the emotions didn’t feel enough,” she has said. So to feel closer to her mate, she said she “grabbed a knife and cut him.”

Me, I was 16. I ran away from home (with a friend (girl) to travel 1,400 miles to see my brother (who had run away with his girlfriend a year earlier). We were in her father’s car without permission and stopped at “South Of The Border” and did the dirty in a room with mirrored ceilings and beaded doorways. But I guess we all like to bond in our own special ways.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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