"I become stupid when I’m drunk."

The Order of Operations: First, like Denis F McAuliffe, you drink a 12-pack of Busch. Then you stick a .38 revolver in your pants and go to the bank of your choice, lift up your shirt, show the cashier the piece sticking out of your waistband and take off with the $4,254 bounty. Before your parole officer recognizes your photo and turns you in, you spend 1000 bucks on cocaine and 2000 on a prostitute and you check into a hotel to live large. Oh yeah, when the police ask why you did it, be sure to say “I become stupid when I’m drunk.” It makes the story more interesting on “Are You Friggen’ Kidding Me?” 😉

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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