Ripped & Torn From His Own Home?

Someone who really hates it when he gets drunk, carries a gun wearing cowboy boots and gets his address wrong is Rip Torn (Real Name: Elmore Rual Torn, Jr.).

The actor, who’s most famous work was his 2006 mugshot, got so drunk he broke into a bank through a window at 9:40pm and, thinking he was home, placed his hat and boots by the front door. Police responding to the alarm he set off found him either wandering around incoherently or passed out on the floor, depending which story you believe. As he was being taken away, he asked the cops why he was being removed from his house. Hell, I don’t even need to be drunk to fantasize about living in a bank.

His BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) was 0.203%; respectable but not as high as the 0.22 revolver he was brandishing. He was released on $100,000 bail and is supposed to be sent to some kind of alcohol education clinic sometime this week.

He was nabbed in 2008 for drunk driving in Connecticut and twice in New York (2004 & 2006).

A THOUGHT: Sounds like he and Robert Downey, Jr. could both use a ‘Drinking Eye Dog’.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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