"Put down the damn beer… idiot!"

Elmer R. Daniels, 68, of Bradenton, Fla., was arrested on eight counts of driving under the influence with property damage or injury, and one count of driving with a suspended license (second offense), but he didn’t appear terribly concerned. He had just been in a crash, but as state troopers investigated, Daniels calmly drank a beer, their report says. He allegedly admitted he had been drinking while driving, and had “almost finished” two of his typical six beers when the crash occurred. This is at least his second DUI arrest according to the Bradenton Herald.

Something tells me it won’t be his last!


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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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