Jesus Christ Arrested in Waffle House Brawl

Kid Rock looks like Jesus Christ. Also, Kid Rock loves getting into fights. Just weeks after his now-infamous VMA fight with Tommy Lee, Kid Rock has gotten himself into another brawl, this time outside an Atlanta Waffle House.

Rock’s arrest came at 5:15 AM, just a few hours after he finished playing a show at the Atlanta venue Tabernacle. Apparently a woman who was “dining” with Rock got into an argument with another Waffle House customer, which eventually turned into a parking lot brawl. Two members of Rock’s Twisted Brown Band were also involved in the fight. Rock was released from jail yesterday on $1,000 bail.

So basically, someone acted inappropriately toward Rock’s ladyfriend, and he beat their ass. In other words, he’s not just running around Hotlanta causing trouble. He’s standing up for his woman. And they say chivalry is dead.
Back to Kid Rock looking like Jesus. In case you didn’t know, Rock’s latest album is titled Rock N Roll Jesus, and it debuted at #1 on the Billboard Charts. Now, Rock turns up in a mug shot looking like Christ. What’s going on here? Is there a lost chapter of Revelations where a rap-rock singer saves mankind by punching inappropriate jerks from coast to coast? “And He traveled across the land, spreading His word and turning blueberry waffles into broken jaws.”

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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