"Dumbass Award" : September 2010

 Dumbass Superintendent declares “Zero Tolerance!”
“We have zero tolerance for this type of thing,” declared Jamesburg, N.J., Superintendent of Schools Gail Verona.

Officials at Grace M. Breckwedel Middle School called Patrick Halpin to come pick up his 11-year-old son because “he brought a weapon to the school” — a cigarette lighter the boy found on the way in.

“Since when is a lighter a weapon?” Halpin asked, pointing out some teachers have lighters.

“It depends on your whole interpretation of what a weapon is,” Verona said.

 A lighter is “not a weapon as a knife is a weapon. But a weapon is
 anything that has the potential to cause harm.” (Asbury Park Press)

 …It’s official, then: Superintendent Verona “is a weapon” and should be banned from Public School property.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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