The best defense is a good Latex? Huh?

When police arrived at Brian Mattert’s home in Cheyenne, Wyo., to investigate a domestic violence complaint, he figured they would arrest him, so Mattert, 34, poured white latex paint all over himself. “You see all this water-based paint?” Mattert asked the officers. “You shoot me with that [Taser] and you’ll kill me.”

The officers explained that paint doesn’t make Tasers any more or less dangerous, and ordered Mattert to surrender, but he refused. The officers patiently talked with him for some time, but when his resistance became physical they indeed chose to Taser him. He didn’t die, and was charged with domestic violence, assault and battery, resisting arrest, and aggravated assault on a peace officer. (Cheyenne Tribune Eagle) …I thought everyone knew the only defense against a Taser is a tinfoil hat.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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