Lord Jesus Christ Banned!

The public library in Belchertown, Mass., has banned Lord Jesus Christ. No, not the Bible or the Christian Savior in it, but a guy named Lord Jesus Christ III, a local artist who legally changed his name because, he said, God told him to. But librarians say Christ has been a nuisance at the library, cutting in line in front of other patrons to ask questions, ask to borrow scissors, or whatever. “He was very rude,” said the library’s director, Owen Maloney. Christ, 50, says it’s discrimination: “I’m black, I’m transsexual and my name is Lord Jesus Christ,” he says, as if that is enough to show bias. Maloney says it was a very big step to ban anyone. “Lord Jesus Christ is the first” person ever banned, he said, “and I suppose I’m going to burn in hell because of it.” (Springfield Republican) …

A THOUGHT: If only people could get “Get Out of Hell Free” cards on the Internet! Oh wait, They Can !!!!!! LMAO.

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Transitions – A Guide To Transitioning for Transsexuals and Their Families
Body Alchemy: Transsexual Portraits
Confessions Of A Transsexual Porn Star
When I Knew
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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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