Faticus Dumbicus

Ailene Brown, 28, and Shmeco Vashon Thomas, 37, were arrested at a department store in Edmond, Okla., after allegedly shoplifting, and concealing the stolen items in the folds of their body fat. You might be thinking jewelry and other small items, but police found a wallet and gloves — and a pair of jeans, a pair of boots, and
 other items worth more than $2,500, which is enough to make the charges felonies.

A THOUGHT: Which job would you prefer? – The officer who had to search them, or the store clerk who had to accept the returns?

Lepers, Thieves And Whores
The Thief, the Fool and the Big Fat King (Tudor Tales)
Petty Thief / I’m Too Old For This Shit / Champion Pugs / Harmful Insect / 5 Foot House / Buddy Pickup Split 7 / 7 Inch Vinyl
Playmobil Police with Thief
Once a Thief

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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