Man Assaults One of Two Girlfriends With . . . A Stripper Pole?

Sleeping with two women at the same time? Best to keep you mouth shut, even to the two of them, as they might start fighting and then you’d have to assault one of them with a stripper pole that is conveniently located in your house.

Police say 28-year-old Christopher Kilgore pushed one of his two lovers into a stripper pole at his house after she confronted him about his loose lips concerning their sexual relationship. Police say Kilgore struck one woman with his hand and then shoved another woman into the stripper pole at his home on River Road.

Police claim the argument started when Kilgore told friends he was having “sex with both girls at the same time.” Police say Kilgore had just started sharing a bed as “a group couple” within the last week and a half. Kilgore told police both of the women had been hitting themselves to get red marks on their bodies.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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