The Candy Cane Gang

Ten boys at Battlefield High School in Haymarket, Va., formed the “Christmas Sweater Club”. Each wore the wildest holiday-themed sweater they could find, and when they arrived at school they sang Christmas carols and tossed 2″ candy canes to other students. School administrators put an immediate stop to the cheer.

“They said the candy canes are weapons because you can sharpen them with your mouth and stab people with them,” said Skylar Torbett, a junior, who added that no one tried to use the candy as a weapon. “They said the Candy Canes could maliciously maim students with the intent to injure’.”

The administrators gave each of the boys detention and cleaning duties.

A THOUGHT: You know, one has to wonder about how stable someone is if they dream up ways of using candy canes as lethal weapons (only a school administrator would think that way).

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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