Bullwinkle Isn’t Safe Anymore

The Canada Border Services Agency is being asked to explain why it spent C$143 million (US$143.3 million) training 1,568 border guards to bear firearms — more than C$91,000 per agent.

The union representing CBSA officers argued the guns are needed to protect staff facing dangerous situations.

“It’s insane,” retorts Kevin Gaudet of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation. “The cost per agent is just so large it merits serious question.” Since being armed, officers have drawn their weapons 100 times, but they have only discharged a weapon once: to kill an injured moose.

A THOUGHT: At that cost, they should be armed with silver bullets in case they meet an American Werewolf in Ottawa.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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