A Stingy in the Dingy

Why would cops need to taser a naked man THREE times before being able sot subdue him? If you said “‘Cause he was high on LSD” you’re the winner!

A Phoenixville man on vacation in the Florida Keys declared himself “king of the world” while running naked into traffic early Sunday, police say.  Forty-three-year-old Richard Gervasi was arrested in Big Coppitt Key on charges of disturbing the peace and resisting arrest after police received reports of the Pennsylvania man allegedly running into traffic on U.S. route 1 repeatedly, while nude, reports KeysNet.com.

Police say Gervasi, who lives on Veronica Lane in Phoenixville, was on LSD and drinking with two friends at about 1:30 a.m. when he nakedly declared himself “made of steel” and “king of the world,” police said.

Police say Gervasi attacked one of his friends and ran at a police deputy. He was tased three times before police were able to handcuff him. One of the times he was tased, he pulled the prongs out of his skin and kept walking, according to police.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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