Trains, No Brains and Automobiles

While a 42-year-old man says he had driven along the railroad tracks in Ocala, Fla., many times, this time he got stuck in the gravel and bushes next to the track, and couldn’t get anyone to come to his aid (he honked his horn for awhile, but no one came). So he walked out, wearing what he apparently wore for these drives: an inside-out black shirt — and nothing else. “At the time, the idea seemed OK,” the man said. “I know it’s not ordinary.”

Police were finally summoned six hours into the unnamed man’s plight, but officers decided not to arrest him. Instead, they gave him a ride home. When asked why he was dressed that way, he answered, “No reason.”

A THOUGHT:  Maybe he was airing out the brain in his other head?!

No Pants Day
Savane Men’s Flat Front Deep Dye Twill Pant,Birch,34W 34L
Little Kids SpongeBob Square Pants No-Spill Mini Bubble Tumblers 12-Piece Party Pack by Little Kids
No Fear Rogue Pants 2010 32″ Olmec Grey
It’s Cold Up Here and We Ain’t Got No Pants On

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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