Two and a Half Teeth

As if things weren’t bad enough already for “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen, it looks like now he may have also lost all of his teeth. And a porn star who’s partied with him says it’s from illegal drug use. True or not, it’s more piling on for a guy who just wants to have fun.

A porn star who says she partied with the bad-boy actor – now reportedly in rehab – says his teeth are mostly gold and that he wears a white dental apparatus to look presentable in public, a popular gossip site reported.

Kacey Jordan made the claim during a recent interview with gonzo radio host Howard Stern, according to radaronline.  “All his teeth have fallen out from partying,” Jordan said, according to the Daily Mail. “He kept saying f****** porcelain teeth… they crap. Said he had to get gold teeth. Most of his teeth fallen out, he wouldn’t say why but we all know it’s because of the drug use.”

While we don’t really know the condition of Sheen’s pearly whites, dentists say there’s no doubt that certain drugs can cause tooth loss, some legitimate drugs, but illicit ones too. Methamphetamine (crystal meth), for instance, is such a notorious cause of tooth loss that doctors call the condition “meth mouth.”

But drug abuse is far from the only cause of tooth loss.  “It’s very hard to speculate,” says Dr. Edward M. Feinberg, a dentist in private practice in Scarsdale, N.Y. “There are a lot of things that can contribute to tooth loss.”

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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