"But My Willy Was Chilly!"

Stephanie Moreland, 46, was arrested in Bloomington, Minn., for allegedly shoplifting at the Alaskan Fur Company. The store said she had taken a $6,500 coat, which Moreland denied, but when police found the hanger for the coat in her car, she was arrested. After three days in jail, Moreland admitted to a detective she had taken the coat, but said she had already sold it.

After further questioning, Moreland admitted she still had the coat — and pulled it out of her underwear. “She had modified her underwear,” a police spokesman said. The 270-pound woman “actually cut the rear of the underwear out so that from the back it appeared she was not wearing underwear, and then stuffed it down the front,” and it stayed there for the three days she was in custody.

A THOUGHT:  I wonder if it was a Beaver Pelt?!

Metrostyle Metro Luxe Faux-Fur Swing Coat
BGSD Women’s Thinsulate Filled Hooded Long Coat with Fox Fur Trim – Chocolate M
Jessie G. Women’s Down Parka Coat with Raccoon Fur Trim – Chocolate XL
Black Mink Hooded Coat
Chinchilla 31″ Shawl Collar Jacket

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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