"Bad, Bad Banana Brown!"

Byron Preston, 15, hasn’t gone to school for four months. Instead, he works at his father’s barber shop in Laurel, Md. He’d rather be in school, but was expelled for possession of a “weapon” — a tattoo gun, which he took to school to practice tattooing on fruit. “It doesn’t shoot anything,” complains his father, James. “It just happens to have the word ‘gun’.” But school officials wouldn’t listen, saying a student having a “gun” at school calls for automatic expulsion according to their zero tolerance policy.

A Prince George’s County Public Schools spokesman says the policy is “under review” by the school board. The Prestons have been told verbally that they won the appeal of the expulsion, but somehow the paperwork to reinstate Byron into school has never shown up.

A THOUGHT: If school officials won’t do their jobs like professionals, maybe we can make their paychecks never show up.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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