What a Boob!

An Ocala, Fla., man’s girlfriend was about to be released from jail, and he wanted to get her a special gift: two bras — one red, the other a zebra print. The local Walmart, however, says he stuffed them into his pants and didn’t pay for them.

“I messed up, but I ain’t sorry about it,” said Johnnie Brown, 25, after his arrest for retail theft.

Why did he do it? – “She has done so much for me,” he said, “I felt I had to support her.”

A THOUGHT: You have to wonder about a guy who says he’ll “support” his gal, but only means with underwires.

var addthis_config = {“data_track_clickback”:true};Jezebel Women’s Bow Boudoir Demi Pushup Bra #12054,Black,34B
Champion Cotton Fitness Racerback Bra 7904, L, Oxfor Gray
Barely There Women’s Flawless Fit Comfy Support Wire-Free Bra #4472,Soft Taupe Stripe,38B/C
Bali Women’s No Poke Underwire Bra, White 38C
Bali Women’s Passion for Comfort Minimizer Bra, Soft Taupe, 34DD

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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