A Keyser Roll

Benjamin Keyser, 23, thought it would be funny to climb out the moon roof of his friend’s pickup truck as it was heading down a highway in Chatham, N.Y. “He immediately lost his balance, slid down the windshield and front hood,” said State Police Capt. Scott Brown, “and the truck ran him over.”

Keyser’s friends rushed him to a hospital; he was treated for a broken femur, and facial and bodily injuries, according to authorities. “It appears that alcohol played a part in this accident,” Brown said. “The victim had consumed alcohol just before this happened.”

A THOUGHT: That’s good, because otherwise we would have thought he was just plain stupid.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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