What Could Go Wrong?

When Irish expatriate Andrew Short, 38, of Flemington, Vic., Australia, came home from a pub, he decided it was the right time to move his beehive onto the roof of his house. So, he donned his bee suit and went to work… at midnight. When he noticed some bees on his veil he said, “I realized, he’s not on the outside, he’s on the inside.” Startled, Short bumped the hive and all 8,000 bees swarmed, with about 60 invading his suit. “I was up the ladder holding the hive, so the job wasn’t done yet,” he said, but once they started stinging him he thought it was best to get back on the ground. An ambulance took him to the hospital with about 60 stings to his upper body. “A few beers maybe and a ladder,” Short summarized: “It’s a bad combination.”

A THOUGHT: Usually, those are the victim’s last words.

Little Bee: A Novel
Are You a Bee? (Backyard Books)
International Playthings Honey Bee Tree
The Secret Life of Bees
The Backyard Beekeeper – Revised and Updated: An Absolute Beginner’s Guide to Keeping Bees in Your Yard and Garden
Bumble Bee with Sound 7″

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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