"No Gas Leaks Allowed!"

James Nichols and Kristine Kuzora of Bloom Township, Ohio, are appealing their son’s suspension from Canal Winchester Middle School. The 13-year-old boy passed gas on the school bus, and school officials dubbed it an “obscene gesture” in violation of the student code of conduct. Vice principal Daniel Senu-Oke “suggested my son should hold his gas on this hourlong bus ride, if in fact he has gas,” Nichols said.

A THOUGHT: Not a surprising suggestion, considering Senu-Oke has obviously been holding his hot air for years.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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