Drive-Thru Bedroom?

“I don’t know how those boys made it,” said John Rauchbauer, 30, of Port Richey, Fla. He was awakened at 2:00 a.m. when a car plowed into his house — right through his living room, dining room, and into his sons’ bedroom. The only illumination came from the car’s taillights. He screamed for the boys, Tyler, 10, and Hayden, 4. That’s when the car’s driver crawled out and offered, “If you give me $1,000, I’ll help you find your kids.” Rauchbauer told her to “get back in the … car.” A house guest, who had been hit by the car and was covered with blood, found Tyler; Hayden’s bed was pushed through the wall into the back yard. The boys suffered just minor injuries. Police say this was only the end of the destruction caused by the driver, Crystal Leija, 32. She had gotten drunk at a bowling alley and hit a parked car as she left, they say, and also ran through two fences and mailboxes. She was arrested and charged with driving under the influence causing serious bodily injury, and hit and run driving, and booked on just $6,150 bail.

A THOUGHT: I’d like to know the missing word(s) in the phrase “the … car.”

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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