Mannequin Marriage Mayhem?

He calls himself Ned Nefer, and he calls Teagan his wife. Officially, “Nefer” is a shortened name, and Teagan is a mannequin. Nefer, 38, was spotted pushing Teagan from Syracuse, N.Y., to the old Children’s Home in Watertown, where, he said, they met. At the time, she was only a head; he made her body and, on Halloween 1986, made her his wife, he said. Although someone called authorities, the Jefferson County sheriff left him alone. “I wouldn’t classify him as dangerous at all,” said social welfare examiner Lisa Spear. “He seemed quite happy in his own little world.”

A THOUGHT: But what will she say when Ned announces Teagan is pregnant?

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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