In Deep Shiitake

Attorney Scott Harvin says his client, Edward V. Spearman, 30, of Walterboro, S.C., is absolutely not guilty of possession of hallucinogenic mushrooms — a “large quantity” police found in his home – “in various growth stages.”

“No no no, Harvin says: they’re Shiitake mushrooms” – a completely legal and edible delicacy. The police also found Home-brewed beer, Harvin says. And what about the marijuana, which police said they found lying in the open? On that, Harvin had no comment.

A THOUGHT: I’m sure it was just oregano. Not!

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Reishi Shiitake Maitake Mushroom Extract – 50 – Veg/Cap
Shiitake, Finely Diced – 15 Lb Bag / Box Each
Shiitake Growers Handbook: The Art and Science of Mushroom Cultivation
Shiitake Mushroom 600mg – 100 – Capsule

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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