Jughead Jens Goes To Jail

A Taco Bell restaurant in Appleton, Wisc., called police at 2:30 a.m., reporting a man was passed out in his car in the drive-through lane. Officers tapped on the window, but couldn’t get his attention. When he finally woke up, he turned up the music on his stereo “and started bobbing his head to the music,” the resulting report said. Once officers got Bryan J. Jens, 27, out of his car, they asked him to perform field sobriety tests. “C’mon, we’re not all stupid here,” Jens told officers. “Do you even need to do these on me? Serious. C’mon.” Jens was arrested and charged with fifth-offense drunk driving (a felony), possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, and driving with a revoked license.

A THOUGHT: He is right – not all the people in this story are stupid.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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