"Handy Wipes Please!"

A 35-year-old man was given a summons by police after a woman said he drove up alongside her at the Colonial Commons Shopping Center in Harrisburg, Pa., in his minivan — and she could see his pants were down around his knees. When he saw that she had noticed, he nodded, she said. He has been charged with indecent exposure and “open lewdness,” and it is noted that he has prior, similar arrests. His name: Handy Wood.
  
A THOUGHT: I wouldn’t have been surprised if his name was Handy Wipes.

Handi Wipes, Heavy Duty Reusable Cloths, 3-Count Packages (Pack of 18)
Handi Wipes Reusable Cloths, 6-Count Packages (Pack of 24), (Colors May Vary)
Handi Wipes Reusable Cloths, Extra Large 6 cloths

Handi Wipes Reusable Cloths, Extra Large 6 cloths
Handi Wipes Towels, 11×21″, 144 Towels per Case, COLORS MAY VARY
PURELL Sanitizing Hand Wipes Individually Wrapped 100-ct. Box

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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