Gold Peepers

Luke Irvin Chrisco, 30, of Boulder, Colo., is only trying to start a new “goddess religion.” At least, that’s his explanation of why he was hiding in the waste pit of a porta-potty at a yoga festival at Boulder High School. In jailhouse interviews, Chrisco said he first started hiding and peeping at women in France, where he found a loose vent where he could see into the women’s locker room. “These chicks started showing up that I never had a chance with,” he explained, and “I’ve come to know how interesting they are.” That led to his idea for new goddess religion, he says, “someplace people could be spiritual but also instinctual.” While sitting in the porta-potty for two days, “I thought, ‘This is really amazing; I’ve been blessed and anointed by the makers of life’.” He claims his peeping is “my private way to exercise my spiritual beliefs,” and he’s not bothered by wading in waste. “There’s bacteria in there, but to me it’s just normal,” he said. “We all have bodily fluids.” Besides, he added, “I still would have done it even if it smelled a little weird, because where there is muck, there is gold.”

A THOUGHT: Poop in the tank, shit-for-brains between his ears.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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