Escape From Lick-a-traz

Officers of the California Highway Patrol couldn’t be positive that Olan Yahal Mitchell, 27, was driving drunk because he refused to submit to field sobriety tests. He was arrested anyway, and put into the officer’s cruiser. “While seated, Mitchell began to lick the keyboard of the officer’s computer,” CHP Officer Jonathan Sloat wrote in his report. “The officer ordered Mitchell not to interfere with any equipment. Mitchell repeated this behavior.” When the trooper tried to restrain Mitchell, he allegedly kicked the officer. A back-up officer with a “cage” transported Mitchell to jail.

A THOUGHT: He was trying to reach the ESCape key with his tongue.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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