The Boxer Break-In

A man in DeKalb County, Ga., who asked not to be named was “sleeping in front my TV” at 5:00 a.m. when “a man poured through the door, locked the door behind him and said ‘call the police, call the police!'” The intruder was only wearing boxer shorts and bleeding, the homeowner said. Once officers arrived, he said, “the man took forever to settle down and give some kind of coherent story, and it’s still not very coherent.”

So did the police tell him anything? “They said to lock my door.”

A THOUGHT: Dumb Advice! Boxer man locked it behind him, remember?

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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