"Your Mother Wears Finger Boots!"

The U.S. Army has banned “toe shoes” such as the popular Vibram “Five Fingers” shoes that look like a glove for your foot. “Effective immediately,” an Army policy ordered, “only those shoes that accommodate all five toes in one compartment are authorized for wear.” The rationale, the policy states, is that “shoes that feature five separate, individual compartments for the toes, detract from a professional military image.”

A THOUGHT: But you have to admit, the big footprints left in Iraqi sands looked pretty intimidating.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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