Dazed and Confused

Donn Adams, 68, of Louisville, Ky., drove his car into a ditch. When officers arrived, they found Adams confused and disoriented. He denied being under the influence of drugs, but told officers he took Suboxone for an opiate addiction. He refused to give  permission for police to search his car, but they spotted two syringes of what appeared to be heroin in plain sight. Adams told police he “thought it was heroin” but that “his friend” had left it in the car, not him. What probably sealed his arrest was when Adams explained to officers that he had only had “two pizzas to drink” for lunch.

A THOUGHT: The question: What kind of mushrooms were on the pizza?

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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