Die Another Day

“I told her I didn’t want to die,” said a 17-year-old boy from Edgewater, Fla., to police. “And then she wouldn’t get out of the car so I had to pull it over. I had to pull like her, like, move her over and she started hitting me. I have bites, cuts and punches all over my face,” he said. The “she” involved is his mother. The family, including his father, was coming home from a Blue Oyster Cult concert, and his mother was drunk and “out of control,” driving close to 110 mph, the boy said. The car eventually ran out of gas, which is when he called 911. Deputies gave the boy a ride to protective custody; his father, Ronald Siciliano, a ride home; and the mother, Patricia Siciliano, 41, a ride to jail. She was charged with domestic battery, child abuse without great harm, resisting arrest, and three counts of battery on a law enforcement officer – but not drunk driving, since deputies didn’t actually see her behind the wheel. “She’s not a very smart alcoholic,” the boy said, “at all.”

A THOUGHT: Not too many of them are, son.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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