A WOMAN, SCORNED:

 When his date arrived at his front door in Colorado
 Springs, Colo., Keith Gaylor, 24, had a complication to deal with: his
 girlfriend had unexpectedly come home. He found the date on Craigslist,
 and didn’t want his girlfriend to know, so he called 911 in a panic to
 say someone was outside with a gun, trying to break down his door. Five
 officers rushed to the scene, but “When they started listening to the
 story, they said there’s more to the story than meets the eye,” a
 police spokeswoman said. They let the lady go, and cited Gaylor for
 making a false report.

A THOUGHT: To which he said, “Wait! Take me into protective custody!”

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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