CAREER MAN:

 The owner of a laundry in Oklahoma City, Okla., stopped by at
 11:30 p.m. to lock up. She found the door locked, and the building on
 fire. Inside was a man who had said earlier he needed more time to
 finish his laundry, and he refused to come out. When police and
 firefighters arrived, the man told officers that they had better leg-
 shackle him for their own safety, because his feet “were certified
 weapons in Nevada.” Thomas Ackerman, 24, also told officers that he had
 seven college degrees, and worked as an architectural engineer, truck
 driver, mixed martial artist, disc jockey, phlebotomist, stuntman, and
 sex toy engineer, and worked on the three most recent “Spider-Man”
 movies, where he engineered the Green Goblin’s hoverboard.
 

A THOUGHT: None of that I believe. Alcoholic or drug addict, I would believe.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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