DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S AN IDIOT:

 Stacey Armstrong agreed to
 babysit her friend’s newborn daughter, and took her 11-year-old
 daughter and the newborn to the grocery store in Kissimmee, Fla. But
 instead of taking them inside with her, she left them in the car with
 the engine running while allegedly shoplifting about $100 worth of
 groceries. According to the resulting police report, when Armstrong was
 asked why she stole the groceries, she answered, “I don’t know, sir. It
 was stupid of me.” Police asked the young girl if she knew how to check
 if the baby was OK. “I will pump her chest and blow in her mouth,” the
 girl said.

A THOUGHT: Well, at least she had some emergency training!

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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