STOP WHEN RED LIGHTS FLASH:

 Responders to a traffic accident near
 Palestine, Texas, found one woman dead, and brought in a medical
 helicopter to evacuate a seriously injured victim. According to
 investigators, Erik Shawn Green, 30, was drunk, and crossed the median
 and hit an oncoming car head-on; he has been charged with “Intoxication
 Manslaughter” and three counts of Intoxicated Assault with a Vehicle
 Causing Bodily Injury. Even though the highway was closed in both
 directions, the driver of another vehicle “attempted to navigate his
 Chevy Impala through the swirling sea of flashing lights of the fleet
 of police cruisers and ambulances on the scene” — and crashed into the
 idling medical helicopter. Investigators say that driver, Matthew
 Mitchell, 27, was also drunk. When Trooper Bradley Sutton questioned
 Mitchell, he says, Mitchell had just one question: “Why was the
 helicopter flying so low?”

A THOUGHT: The problem wasn’t that the chopper was flying so low, it was that Mitchell was flying so high.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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