A FROSTY RECEPTION:

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 Four people in Vanceboro, N.C., called police to
 report a man in a mask. One caller said he’d “scared a little girl.”
 Someone else said she thought she was about to be robbed. But Police
 Chief William Turner said he had more important things to do than
 apprehend the man who was walking through the streets wearing the head
 of an inflatable snowman, complete with carrot nose, and carrying a
 four-foot candy cane in the days before Christmas. Jeffery Acker
 explained that his one-man parade was supposed to be fun. “Christmas is
 everything to me,” he said. “It was never an intention to be scary.”

A THOUGHT: Jeff Snowman just wanted to play / But panic was rampant that day / He went out for fun / Folks called 9-1-1 / And his joy was melted away.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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