FUTURE LUNCHES TO BE PROVIDED BY THE NANNY:

 The City of San Francisco, Calif., passed “The Healthy Food Incentives Ordinance” despite a veto
 by the mayor. The ordinance makes it illegal for chain restaurants to
 give away children’s toys with meals that don’t meet strict nutritional
 guidelines. “This law is not what my customers wanted or asked for,”
 said Scott Rodrick, who owns 10 San Francisco McDonald’s franchises.
 “But the law’s the law.” Rather than substitute fruit and vegetables
 for sugar and fat to comply with the law, Rodrick is simply charging 10
 cents extra for the toy. That “complies with the letter of the law,”
 Rodrick says. All the money collected will go to the Ronald McDonald
 House charity.

A THOUGHT: Would you like loopholes with that?

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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