SABER RATTLING:

Police responded to a 911 call from a Toys ‘R’ Us store
 on Hayden Island in Portland, Ore., because of a man inside attacking
 customers. He allegedly assaulted three people and then went out to the
 parking lot with weapon in hand. Police tried twice to use a Taser on
 him, but he deflected the attack. Eventually, police pinned the
 33-year-old man to the ground. The unnamed man was taken to a hospital
 for mental evaluation, after which he faces “several criminal charges,”
 says Portland Police Bureau spokesman Sgt. Pete Simpson. The reason for
 the mental evaluation may be due to his choice of weapon: a toy light
 saber from Star Wars. None of his alleged victims required medical
 attention.

A THOUGHT: Obviously he is not properly trained in use of the Force.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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