THE WIFE IS ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO KNOW:

 Bill Johnson, described as a
 “conservative Christian politician” from America, has spent the past 10
 months in Christchurch, New Zealand, helping victims of an earthquake
 there. His wife, reports note, is at home in the U.S. In his off hours,
 Johnson has been donating sperm to lesbian couples to help them have
 children, even though while running for governor of Alabama, he
 campaigned against gay marriage. He’s known online as “chchbill”, where
 he advertises his services. At least three women are pregnant from his
 donations, and he admits supplying three others, and is in talks with
 more. That’s in violation of the “guidelines” of local fertility
 practices, which recommend that donations be made only in regulated
 medical clinics, and that no more than four women are …uh… serviced
 by any one man. Johnson told a reporter that his wife, a former Mrs.
 America finalist, already had three children and can’t have more, and
 being a father was “a need that I have,” and that “Reproduction and
 having children is as basic a human need as eating.” Does his wife know
 about all the pregnancies he’s responsible for in New Zealand? “She
 does now,” Johnson said.

A THOUGHT: Does his wife have a divorce lawyer? She does now.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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