TUTTI FRUTTI (AW-ROOTY):

 Police in Madison, Wisc., acting on complaints
 of people drinking and using drugs in a park, cruised by for a look. A
 man they knew thrust his hands into his pockets when he saw them, so
 they searched him — legal because they knew he was on probation for
 weapons possession. Sure enough, police say, he was carrying a knife in
 violation of his probation terms, as well as drug paraphernalia and
 marijuana. Thus, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30 — his actual
 legal name — was taken into custody. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is on
 probation after police found him with a loaded gun last year — in
 Peace Park.

A THOUGHT: It’s the truth / It’s actual / Everything is satisfactual.

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About Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan is just your average, ordinary All-American writer. Chase began writing several years ago, but never published anything until the "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?" blog launched in August of 2009. Chase simply got tired of standing around and just observing all of the craziness in the world, so this anxious writer sat down and wrote the first "Are YOu Friggen' Kidding Me?" article on August 19th, 2009. Now, any time something makes Chase say, "Are You Friggen' Kidding Me?", the issue get's transformed into an article. Chase is currently single, homeless and living under a bridge in South Florida.

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