Jughead Jens Goes To Jail

A Taco Bell restaurant in Appleton, Wisc., called police at 2:30 a.m., reporting a man was passed out in his car in the drive-through lane. Officers tapped on the window, but couldn’t get his attention. When he finally woke up, he turned up the music on his stereo “and started bobbing his head to the music,” the resulting report said. Once officers got Bryan J. Jens, 27, out of his car, they asked him to perform field sobriety tests. “C’mon, we’re not all stupid here,” Jens told officers. “Do you even need to do these on me? Serious. C’mon.” Jens was arrested and charged with fifth-offense drunk driving (a felony), possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, and driving with a revoked license.

A THOUGHT: He is right – not all the people in this story are stupid.

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Jughead Jens Goes To Jail

A Taco Bell restaurant in Appleton, Wisc., called police at 2:30 a.m., reporting a man was passed out in his car in the drive-through lane. Officers tapped on the window, but couldn’t get his attention. When he finally woke up, he turned up the music on his stereo “and started bobbing his head to the music,” the resulting report said. Once officers got Bryan J. Jens, 27, out of his car, they asked him to perform field sobriety tests. “C’mon, we’re not all stupid here,” Jens told officers. “Do you even need to do these on me? Serious. C’mon.” Jens was arrested and charged with fifth-offense drunk driving (a felony), possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, and driving with a revoked license.

A THOUGHT: He is right – not all the people in this story are stupid.

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Mc Donalds Mcd Drive Thru Center (Closed Box)
Drive-Through Church – Youth SweatShirt XS(2-4)
Drive-Through Church – 8×8 Iron On Heat Transfer For White Material
‘Bank Drive Through’ Wall Decal – 24″W x 18″H Removable Graphic

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Jughead Jens Goes To Jail

A Taco Bell restaurant in Appleton, Wisc., called police at 2:30 a.m., reporting a man was passed out in his car in the drive-through lane. Officers tapped on the window, but couldn’t get his attention. When he finally woke up, he turned up the music on his stereo “and started bobbing his head to the music,” the resulting report said. Once officers got Bryan J. Jens, 27, out of his car, they asked him to perform field sobriety tests. “C’mon, we’re not all stupid here,” Jens told officers. “Do you even need to do these on me? Serious. C’mon.” Jens was arrested and charged with fifth-offense drunk driving (a felony), possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia, and driving with a revoked license.

A THOUGHT: He is right – not all the people in this story are stupid.

Drive Thru
A Midsummer Drive Through the Pyrenees
Mc Donalds Mcd Drive Thru Center (Closed Box)
Drive-Through Church – Youth SweatShirt XS(2-4)
Drive-Through Church – 8×8 Iron On Heat Transfer For White Material
‘Bank Drive Through’ Wall Decal – 24″W x 18″H Removable Graphic

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"Well… we will try."

Samson Lindsey, 24, was walking with some friends on a boat dock behind a restaurant in Coosa, Ala., and asked them if they would jump in to rescue him if he went into the water. The friends thought Lindsey was kidding, since they knew he couldn’t swim. Before they could say anything, Lindsey jumped into the inky-black water — it was 1:30 a.m. Several of his friends did jump into the Coosa River to save him, and another called 911 for help. Rescue boats were immediately dispatched, and sonar equipment quickly located Lindsey. But by then, he was dead.

A THOUGHT: But hey: at least he knows he had good friends. :-/

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"Well… we will try."

Samson Lindsey, 24, was walking with some friends on a boat dock behind a restaurant in Coosa, Ala., and asked them if they would jump in to rescue him if he went into the water. The friends thought Lindsey was kidding, since they knew he couldn’t swim. Before they could say anything, Lindsey jumped into the inky-black water — it was 1:30 a.m. Several of his friends did jump into the Coosa River to save him, and another called 911 for help. Rescue boats were immediately dispatched, and sonar equipment quickly located Lindsey. But by then, he was dead.

A THOUGHT: But hey: at least he knows he had good friends. :-/

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"Well… we will try."

Samson Lindsey, 24, was walking with some friends on a boat dock behind a restaurant in Coosa, Ala., and asked them if they would jump in to rescue him if he went into the water. The friends thought Lindsey was kidding, since they knew he couldn’t swim. Before they could say anything, Lindsey jumped into the inky-black water — it was 1:30 a.m. Several of his friends did jump into the Coosa River to save him, and another called 911 for help. Rescue boats were immediately dispatched, and sonar equipment quickly located Lindsey. But by then, he was dead.

A THOUGHT: But hey: at least he knows he had good friends. :-/

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>A Keyser Roll

>

Benjamin Keyser, 23, thought it would be funny to climb out the moon roof of his friend’s pickup truck as it was heading down a highway in Chatham, N.Y. “He immediately lost his balance, slid down the windshield and front hood,” said State Police Capt. Scott Brown, “and the truck ran him over.”

Keyser’s friends rushed him to a hospital; he was treated for a broken femur, and facial and bodily injuries, according to authorities. “It appears that alcohol played a part in this accident,” Brown said. “The victim had consumed alcohol just before this happened.”

A THOUGHT: That’s good, because otherwise we would have thought he was just plain stupid.

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A Keyser Roll

Benjamin Keyser, 23, thought it would be funny to climb out the moon roof of his friend’s pickup truck as it was heading down a highway in Chatham, N.Y. “He immediately lost his balance, slid down the windshield and front hood,” said State Police Capt. Scott Brown, “and the truck ran him over.”

Keyser’s friends rushed him to a hospital; he was treated for a broken femur, and facial and bodily injuries, according to authorities. “It appears that alcohol played a part in this accident,” Brown said. “The victim had consumed alcohol just before this happened.”

A THOUGHT: That’s good, because otherwise we would have thought he was just plain stupid.

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A Keyser Roll

Benjamin Keyser, 23, thought it would be funny to climb out the moon roof of his friend’s pickup truck as it was heading down a highway in Chatham, N.Y. “He immediately lost his balance, slid down the windshield and front hood,” said State Police Capt. Scott Brown, “and the truck ran him over.”

Keyser’s friends rushed him to a hospital; he was treated for a broken femur, and facial and bodily injuries, according to authorities. “It appears that alcohol played a part in this accident,” Brown said. “The victim had consumed alcohol just before this happened.”

A THOUGHT: That’s good, because otherwise we would have thought he was just plain stupid.

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>Princess Bride?

>

Dale G. Robertson, 25, was driving through Sunnyside, Wash., when he spotted a familiar pickup backing out of a driveway. According to police spokeswoman Charlotte Hinderlider, the two drivers had been having a long-running dispute. Police said Robertson decided to settle the dispute by ramming the unnamed 27-year-old victim’s truck. Robertson then allegedly got out with a weapon — a sword, of all things — and started swinging at the man. Thinking fast, the victim grabbed a machete that just happened to be lying in his yard and defended himself. The victim’s mother, who was still in the car, called 911, and Robertson fled in his vehicle shortly after. Police caught him and held him on assault charges.

A THOUGHT: The victim’s mother only heard the assailant say one thing: “Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

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